I love this.
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Georgia On My Vanity Plate…
Your guess is as good as mine on this one…
Okay this one isn’t a license plate but…really mitsubishi eclipse?
![More moon bases! More moon bases!
newsweek:
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This picture is super stupid looking.
Congrats to Bridesmaids, and all the Oscar nominees! For a full list, go here.
"‘ve decided to retire from the wonderful world of roller derby and since for the first time in a while I’ll have quite a bit of free time on my hands (outside of my grown-up 9-5 job) I sought immediately to fill it with other types of athletics. Starting at the end of January I’ll be training with Team in Training to compete in the ELEVEN Lake Occonee Olympic Triathlon while at the same time taking part in the Crossfit East Decatur Spring Break Challenge where we train 4 days a week with our team, eat a completely ‘clean’ diet (no sugar, no grains, no dairy, no legumes) and complete benchmark workouts to measure our fitness gains. This is the most retarded thing I’ve decided to do in a long time."
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Takin the Train to Tri Town: I’m Retired
I’m keeping a training blog while I do this triathlon and crossfit challenge thing.
"Maybe the chlorine also went to the brains of the water park management, for they displayed a very strange sign (I should have taken a picture but it slipped my mind, what with being all damp/terrified). The sign told water park patrons not to be alarmed if they saw a baby floating face-down in the pool, as periodically the head lifeguard tosses a baby-sized mannequin in there to keep the other lifeguards on their toes."
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fav blog mimi smartypants
(eternal shout out to friend michelle for telling me about mimi smartypants)
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I’d like to add to this that if your entire life is wrong, your hair is wrong.
why brain? why?
Every SINGLE day some bullshit totally random song (or 20) gets stuck in my head.
conversations i have with my husband
- Me: You are really cute
- Clayton: Thanks
- Clayton: You have a great personality
you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you.
Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about 10-12 years old. The…
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We watched 127 Hours last night and then I had 127 Hours of nightmares. Mostly I was trapped on an airship that got stuck in a cloud and then broke down. It was a big cloud and we found another airship from the 20s that had broken down in the cloud and all the people had died. James Franco was trapped with me though so I guess it wasn’t all that bad.
But in another one I did 2 drugs that were totally new to the drug world (i think one was called rolo) and James Franco was somehow the reason I did the drugs even though I didn’t want to. Then I had a baby whose brain was damaged by my trying those drugs one time.
